yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

you uncultured swine this is about the iraq war

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."- Anthony Bourdain

“hi are you ready to order?”

“uhhhh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

Anthony Bourdain what do I do?

“get the cream sauce. you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Me in my own little gremlin corner of the internet in my own little chair as twitterdom comes shuffling back onto my turf with its tail between its legs

alexander the great? what was he great at, kissing other men?

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

per month

it’s been one of those weeks,,,, idk who made the original detritus post but if someone knows please tell me so i can tag them lol

sunday is just i have to set my computer on fire i have to do laundry i have to find god i have to make tea i have to quit my job and start a new life in a different state i have to be more honest with the people around me i have to clean my room i have to cut my hair i have to be more deliberate with my hobbies and downtime i have to make a doctors appointment i have to go back to therapy i have to start dating i have to make more friends i have to go on a long drive i have to spend 4 hours disassociating in a target i have to paint my nails i have to tell my mother i love her. but instead i will simply sit.